My Brother's Shorn Locks

My brother is just a regular David Beckham.


Shaved head: like brother like Beckham. Now all Marc needs are tattoos up the wazoo and for Kylie (his wife) to become a Spice Girl. Perhaps Curly Spice? (Oh, and he'd need to play pro soccer and have money oozing our of every facet of his body)…

I guess the comparison ends with the buzzed locks.

Perhaps he could better be compared to Dr. Evil. The buzzed head, the dorky (i.e., evil) expression, and the fact that he’s a “Doctor”. Sorry to say, Marco, I think you have more in common with Dr. Evil!