Flight day. Of course the woman with the blind husband and two toddlers was selected for extra security screening... but all was well, and the flight was a success. It was Stefan's first flight with his very own seat (and both boys were very proud of that fact). My laptop was loaded with Paw Patrol, and there were plenty of snacks and activities stuffed in our carry-ons. We also had some stuff along for the kids. heheh.
|Exchanging selfie text kisses with Nana pre-flight.|
After reuniting with Grandmere and Poppy, we made our first of many trips to McDonald's (seriously... we ate there 2-4 times a day for the remainder of the trip). Proximity, price, speed, and caffeine, you guys... that's what brought us there. The processed quality is what motivated us to return repeatedly.
The boys took one look at their bunk beds, and immediately fell in love with our hotel.
The plan for our first full day was to attend a taping of Ellen. In anticipation of this trip, we checked the website obsessively until we were able to apply to attend. We did so immediately... but never heard back (*tear*). Out of desperation for what would undoubtedly be the experience of a lifetime, we emailed, phoned, and then joined the large line at the Warner Brothers lot.
But first we made the obligatory McCafe drive-thru stop. (Sidenote: I was the one responsible for carting these three generations around California. I'm proud (and SO RELIEVED) that I did so successfully.)
We joined hoards of others lined up for Ellen (it was her 2000th episode- taping on Veteran's Day!!). This is me all "I'm gonna say this is not looking hopeful..."
But we were still optimistic...
We were turned away, but all was not lost. While waiting in line, I was facing the parkade (the opposite direction that the rest of the crowd was facing), and I SAW PORTIA! Well, I'm pretty sure I saw Portia. There's a chance it wasn't her, but in my mind IT TOTALLY WAS. When she looked at me through her suave aviators, my jaw went slack and my mouth was incapable of forming words. Seeing Ellen's wife (or at least thinking that I saw her) is the closest thing to seeing Ellen, no? I think so.
The plan was that Lowell would have stayed back with the boys (who, by the way, totally know Ellen and were thrilled to see her photo everywhere "LOOK! It's ELLEN!") but Fraser still felt the disappointment. Clearly...
When we got home, I did myself the disservice of watching the episode that we would have been at. JENNIFER ANISTON WAS THERE! And Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, and Kerry Washington... AND EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GOT AN APPLE WATCH! Lowell and I just about shed actual tears watching what we missed.
Anyhoo. Since Ellen was a bust (I'm still wiping the tears), we thought we'd take in a few other classic LA sights. We drove Rodeo Drive (ritzy!) and took a stroll down the Walk of Fame. Rather a trashy jaunt with irritating tour guides, but an experience to be sure.
|Triple fisting the Starbucks!|
|Poppy's star (as his name is James)!|
Superman started whipping out his poses RIGHT BESIDE ME, so I threw him a bone and smiled. Grandmere snapped this photo from several feet away, then superman promptly turned to me with his hand out and stated "I pose for tips." Smarmy smarm.
As we left, spiderman was across the street chatting with two women dressed as prostitute cops (I really have no idea what/who they were, but that's the only way I can think to describe their black leather thongy/bikini/police hat look), and Fraser- who didn't even notice the scantily clad women- kept waving, hollering, and interrupting their super important conversation "BYE SPIDERMAN!" haha.
When we got back to our hotel, we went to the PIRATE SHIP WATERPARK.
|We didn't get a clear shot of the pirate ship part, so this is from the website. It's not clear either... but doesn't it at least look fun?!|
Swimming in my clothes was not a planned event. Fraser- who's used to wearing a life jacket in my parents' hot tub where he can touch the bottom- confidently bee-lined it to the hot tub and leapt in. Thankfully, I was right there to hop in and scoop him up- clothes and all. Then I just continued to swim with them on.
There was a pool at the hotel too. Also very popular with the boys.
Another fun part of the hotel was the giant chair... obviously.
|In my defence, I am wearing shorts... they're just pulled weird and look suspiciously like undies.|
All ready to go in their new Lightning McQueen shades (and Olaf undies) courtesy of Auntie Shareen!
|He's got the model pout down.|
We're in the gates... and don't the boys appear thrilled?
|They looked more excited to be at Ellen. I'm just saying...|
|It was definitely a function over fashion type of day.|
Lowell was at City Hall learning about the benefits for people with disabilities (which, by the way, we were SO grateful for as it essentially eliminated line waits for us), but Lowell rejoined us just as Mickey finished his meet-and-greet session. I called to Mickey, "Lowell just missed you, and IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!" Then all of Lowell's dreams came true...
Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh were Fraser's fave, and Stefan's favourites were Tigger and Winnie the Pooh.
Fraser had the same routine with each character. He wound up and gave them a huge high five, posed for a picture, then gave them a hug.
Stefan was scared of Eeyore, but Fraser nuzzled right in.
The boys were allowed to pick one souvenir each, and after playing with this little gal and her bubble gun while waiting to meet Pluto, it was a done deal. All we purchased at Disneyland were the $12 bubble guns and ridiculously overpriced corndogs... and I'm cool with that.
|Those suckers rivalled the boys for size, and they were super healthy... a nice complement to our McDonald's diet.|
Pluto was pretty cute... as was all of Mickey's Toontown. It would be kind of great if all communities were so bubbly, quaint, and idyllic.
|Classic photobomb by Grandmere!|
Poppy got soaked AND lost his hat on Splash Mountain... which is likely why the boys enjoyed it so much. That's the first (and possibly only) thing they will tell you about Disneyland! That, and the fact that Poppy replaced his lost hat with an awesome new Mickey hat.
|Soaked... and no hat!|
Other rides we enjoyed were The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Peter Pan's Flight, Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage, It's a Small World, and the Mark Twain Riverboat.
|Note Poppy's new Mickey hat!|
|Stefan was Daddy's boy at Disneyland. Always rushing for Lowell's hand... so cute.|
|Stefan requested that Grandmere hold his other hand! Up until then, he had been a tad stand-offish (only wanting mom & dad)... can you tell that Grandmere was pleased?|
|The Mark Twain Riverboat thingie.|
|The Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage. We were just ignoring the fact that diarrhea somehow appeared in Stefan's pants about two minutes before entering the enclosed tube for 15 minutes with 30 strangers.|
The bubble guns came in really handy while we waited for the parade to begin!
|Worst picture EVER... extra points if you even spot |
Olaf amongst the blur!
Fraser and Stefan loved Disneyland, but they LOVE LOVE LOVED the hotel. Whenever we were out, they pleaded "can we go back to our hotel now?" While at the hotel, Fraser commented, "I love it here- I never want to leave." Then very dramatically added, "I want to stay TILL WE ALL DIE!" Even when we were at Disneyland (the happiest place on earth, in case you hadn't heard), I was outlining the afternoon of events and ended with "and then we'll go back to our hotel." Fraser absolutely lit up, "Our HOTEL?! We get to go back to OUR HOTEL?!" Well I'm so glad we spent so much money on Disneyland. Next time, perhaps we book a room at the local Holiday Inn.
Day three was Lowell's birthday! We had yet another McDonald's meal (why change a good thing?) then headed to Newport to beach it up. It was Stefan's first time at the ocean!
|Stefan always insists on wearing his hat super low like that. Or he wears it sideways/backwards and says, "I a punk!"|
|Speaking of BABES...|
|Hi Grandmere and Poppy!|
Like father, like sons...
Grandmere was holding our camera for a sec, and when I caught her taking selfies with it, I grabbed my phone as fast as humanly possible and captured shots of her snapping selfies. Classic Grandmere... classic.
|Her shot again.|
|Her shot again.|
|And Poppy sitting there so innocently observing.|
After some beachy playground time (where Lowell and Poppy released their inner children) and a Mexican Fiesta, we finished the day at the Pirate Ship waterpark... and McDonald's (you expected someplace else?)
It was early to bed as we woke up at 3am to catch our flight home. The boys stayed awake from 3am until we were in our van at the Calgary airport around 11am. We hadn't even left the parkade by the time they were both sound asleep. Before heading home, Lowell attended a Paralympic scouting event at Canada Olympic Park...because of course he did... but that's a story for another day. ;)
Thanks for the fun times, Grandmere and Poppy... we look forward to a do-over of the Ellen experience with you!