1. Lifetime supply of popsicles. They have been Lowell and my “thing” for the past several months. In the dead cold of winter (i.e., -50 degrees Celsius), we would suck on popsicles in the coziness of our condo. (We’ve been going through at least 2 boxes a week, but we don’t need to get into that.)

2. Freshly washed pillow cases. Mmmm…. I love the smell of laundry detergent/bounce sheets in my face as I drop off into la la land.
3. All 9 seasons of Matlock. We’ve been over this before.

4. A puppy. I looooooove dogs. My family had Timmi when I was in grades 1-5, and Tessie from grade 5 until 2 summers ago. My only nephew is a doggy (Niko) and I love him to bits and pieces too. Lowell and I are dreaming of having a husky in the future as a permanent part of our little family.
5. Twin babies. I realize it may be kind of creepy to just give these away to random audience members, but I’m just saying that they’re one of my favourite things. Again, we've been over this before too.

7. Gift card for Starbucks or Second Cup so you can justify purchasing over-priced delicious lattes.

Again, I stand by my motto:


10. Time to spend with Ellen. Oh, and also Owen Wilson. I just think that everything that comes out of their mouths is FUNNY.


11. A book about pee/poop/fart stories. I know I’m 25 years old, but I don’t think you’re EVER too old to fully appreciate a good pee/poop/fart story. EVER.
That was a really mature note to end on...
8 comments :
Very mature. And hilarious.
I love You've got Mail too. I often tell my students they should get me a bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils as a gift and they totally don't get the reference. Also I love puppies. You should really meet ours someday, you'll fall in love.
can you make sure i'm in your audience when you're giving away dogs??
I'd totally buy the pee/poop/fart book! If you ever find one or write one let me know! ;-)
oh Julie...I think I'll do a "My Favorite Things" Post today too... good idea! And the popsicle obsession surprised me.
Ok - so - the next time you see Aaron or Megan - ask them if you can borrow "How to go Poopie in the woods". It's a book all about how to correctly defecate while away from toilet facilities. Aaron altered the title slightly, because the original made him blush. I think it's priceless!
Tracy- I HAVE complied a p/p/f "book", but I have no clue where it is. I made it for Lowell and sent it to him when he lived in Wisconsin to do his internship. Perhaps he "accidentally" left it there? :)
Instead of a pee\poop\fart book why dont you give away a Useless Sexual Trivia book, I think you already have one of those! And think of all the things you learned from it, wouldnt you want to share that with the world!
Kylie
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